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One of the most remarkable things about Spaced Invaders is the fast and witty dialogue. The dialogue yields a plethora of quotes, which are listed here in chronologic order of appearance in the movie.
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The Martian commanders encounter the Enforcer Drone, with somewhat drastic results. This long sample covers the entire scene.
244 KB [Script]
Sheriff Oxley encounters Mr Wrenchmuller and his shotgun.
820 KB [Script]
The Martian commanders discover the problem with the Enforcer Drones.
192 KB [Script]
Kathy complains about Big Bean.
704 KB [Script]
Deputy Russell is buzzed by his first speeder.
44 KB [Script]
The old woman volunteers to fetch the bucket.
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This long sample starts with a long Pez-ism and continues for quite a while as each of the Martian crewmembers reveals their personality traits.
240 KB [Script]
A short very funny sample as Blaznee questions the sagicity of attack Earth.
140 KB [Script]
A classic joke that must be taken in conjunction with the corresponding picture.
1.9 MB [Script]
This long sample encompasses possibly the funniest scene in Spaced Invaders.
72 KB [Script]
A short funny sample.
176 KB [Script]
This quote reveals the truly vile nature of Klembecker.
148 KB [Script]
Vern reveals his frustration.
180 KB [Script]
Another short silly quote.
88 KB [Script]
Another short silly quote.
324 KB [Script]
Pez at his sarcastic best.
232 KB [Script]
Dr Ziplock expresses deep confusion.
464 KB [Script]
A long but classically funny sketch.
436 KB [Script]
Verndroid is born!
160 KB [Script]
And immediately starts to arouse suspicion.
604 KB [Script]
Captain Bipto formulates his master plan.
316 KB [Script]
The aliens discover the secret to crossing the road.
484 KB [Script]
Verndroid working on the Farmzoid.
168 KB [Script]
Bipto celebrates another victory.
748 KB [Script]
Kathy gets the Martians out of trouble.
800 KB [Script]
Only to have Giggywig undo all her work.
132 KB [Script]
The Martians are thrown out of the car.
116 KB [Script]
The Enforcer Drone gets stroppy.
288 KB [Script]
Blaznee undergoes disciplinary review.
696 KB [Script]
Giggywig decides to do some damage; Pez continues to be sarcastic.
120 KB [Script]
Blaznee cowers from the Big Bean residents.
340 KB [Script]
Blaznee continues to cower.
200 KB [Script]
Blaznee attempts to contact the WDF but is pushed off by Giggywig.
300 KB [Script]
Giggywig reveals his master plan.
576 KB [Script]
Giggywig continues to explain his plan.
76 KB [Script]
Some classic maniacal laughter.
312 KB [Script]
The Martians attempt to construct their weapon.
208 KB [Script]
A short but insanely funny piece of dialogue between the Sheriff and his Deputy.
208 KB [Script]
Pez waxes enthusiastically about the Martian attack.
100 KB [Script]
Doctor Ziplock describes the terrors of the Earthling booby trap.
260 KB [Script]
The Martians finally find the source of the original broadcast.
212 KB [Script]
Brian begs forgiveness for the loss of his fins.
380 KB [Script]
OK, so it starts off as a visual gag but there is some funny dialogue later on.
388 KB [Script]
Blaznee reeducates the autopilot about who is boss.
68 KB [Script]
Pez flees in panic.
328 KB [Script]
Blaznee explains the problems with the ship and Giggywig explains how to fix them.
268 KB [Script]
Bipto returns to the ship.
152 KB [Script]
A classic Bipto-ism.
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Giggywig explains the facts of the situation to Bipto.
112 KB [Script]
Short but classic Spaced Invaders.
220 KB [Script]
Why did the D-O-D fail?
108 KB [Script]
The aliens flee in mass panic.
100 KB [Script]
Kathy succinctly sums up the entire alien attack.
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The entire Martian campfire song. Kinda big.
172 KB [Script]
More Blaznee brilliance.
124 KB [Script]
Verndroid is ocular welding.
124 KB [Script]
Blaznee at his best again.
140 KB [Script]
Why does Blaznee get all the best lines?
388 KB [Script]
This is just silly.
208 KB [Script]
But actually it's not, it's Blaznee being pessimistic.
240 KB [Script]
Pez gets a bit over-enthusiastic.
568 KB [Script]
The Enforcer Drone gets possibly the most poetic line in the movie.
504 KB [Script]
For which he gets an award.
72 KB [Script]
Brings a tear to the eye.
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The music from the credits.